Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
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Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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tiedyejedi 0
$80 isn't that bad, picking up a dime isn't that bad . . . but spending $80 on a pair of jeans without making sure they're good quality (or buying them too small and being in denial about your weight) . . . that's just stupid.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Ummm #24, do WalMart brand jeans really last that long? I have maybe 7-10 pairs of jeans, and some of them I've had for four years. I certainly didn't pay 20€ for them. I do occasionally buy cheap jeans, but not with plans to own them forever, because they really don't last that long... I assume the OP must have been wearing either slacks/suit trousers that were either getting on in age or a bit too tight (which doesn't mean the OP is fat BTW- I've ripped the seam of a pencil skirt that I wear at work once, just because it's... a pencil skirt. It's supposed to be tight, and if you're sitting and walking and bending down enough the threads are going to weaken.) Or else OP was wearing jeans from a company like Abercrombie, where they have pretty pricey clothes, that IMO are pretty cute, but they're ridiculously shoddily made - especially for the cost. ...wow. that was a TL/DR if I've ever written one. I didn't even mean to write that much
Art_Vandeley 0
loose weight, and/or buy pants that fit.
f_ckkl_fe 0
i think your pants are too tight =/
f_ckkl_fe 0
I think your pants were too tight.
Simp_fml 0
Don't wear pants that are too small then.
ghettob 0
jesus, do all of you shop for clothes exclusively at wal-mart? it's hard to find nice jeans for less than that.
iluvmycatz 0
obviously ur fat ass didn't fit in them then
liveitlearnit 0
Not going to lie... I've never seen anyone wear well-made jeans that fit and have them rip. I've only ever ripped pants that I had outgrown or gotten too chunky for. Maybe you should become more mindful of your size. It's just a number, it doesn't define you.
STN_fml 0
lol