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If that's anything to go by, on the bright side, you're going to get a smoking hot girlfriend soon!!
You must work at Abercrombie & Fitch then. Because you know how the owner is.
I doubt the owner of Abercrombie & Fitch would even hire people he doesn't find to be attractive to do paperwork in the back.
So I guess no promotions in the near future ey?
Trying to sound like a Canadian, ey?
46, maybe she is a Canadian. Or maybe that's just how she speaks.
he, and no. he is American
I'm just a Canadian that migrated to America.
Seriously dude, why even bother?
It's ok, the FML gods will show him their wrath :)
They just can't handle your beauty :')
I hate false kindness.
Everyone does
That's strange. I kinda hate Aquaman too o.O
And we all hate your feet, uglyfeet.
I didn't think I needed to add a sarcasm indicator but obviously people are too stupid to understand
There are jobs everywhere. The only problem is they are ones people don't want to do generally.
I thought about it and still couldn't figure out which tree. I guess I'm not as smart as you are. So help me out, will you?
Slam a door in his face. See how good HE looks after that! (Or she :3 )
#58 This reminds me of the Spongebob episode where Squidward gets slammed in the face by a door. If OP is trying to get the boss to look uglier, this plan might not work out the way he/she hopes.
I've said it before, I'll say it again, you can fix ugly but you can't fix stupid.
I'm doubtful that sex would resolve this situation.
I'm not sure if you mean op should kick the boss's ass or give him a sexual favor.
Both! He likes it rough! ;)
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If that's anything to go by, on the bright side, you're going to get a smoking hot girlfriend soon!!
at this point i believe i would have told my boss **** you.