We know.

OP was saying that they weren't supposed to move, but they had a panic attack.

You don't just chose to have a panic attack...

that was the whole point in this fml...

Way to state the obvious #1

Panic attacks can be triggered from anything. Even over-thinking about something can cause one.

Yea, chances are it might not have been the fact he wasn't allowed to move that caused the panic attack. Panic attacks can happen for various reasons, and having one at that time would really suck (hence why it's an FML, I guess.). I know my panic attacks make me shiver, so I would be fucked in that situation. So, OP knew he wasn't supposed to move, that's the point.

Good, because that would be rude.

Thank you for not doing it.

there is a God after all. thank you

#36 Because what this thread needs is a religion debate! (extreme sarcasm)

honestly, that does not make sense, please stop.

Actually, it does make sense. It's a play on words like everyone else does on here. Needle/Need I..

If you have to explain the joke, then it clearly wasn't funny...

I thought it was funny. Oh well.

Jesus can't have back problems.

25 you keep on and he'll give you back problems

#10, ever tried self massage by lying (lying? laying? FML community, help me here) down, putting a tennisball under your back and rolling back and forth or moving your arms? If you want a deeper massage you can use a golfball. It's hurts like crazy (first time I did it I nearly cried), but it gives relief. And when everything is loose again, you feel so good.

smoke weed man it helps alot with my premature arthritis in my knees

This person knows what he is talking about. Look for massage peanut on internet.