Heist

By Pedro the Basuraman - 11/05/2018 20:30

Today, after 27 years of dedicated and loyal service, it finally happened, I was robbed at gunpoint at work. The whole heist only took about 30 seconds and the perpetrator took off without taking anything from me. I still don't get it. What kind of screwball would hijack a garbage truck? FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 481
You deserved it 205

Same thing different taste

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Donut_Wizard 23

Probably the same breed of moron that tries to rob a gun store with a knife.

One mans trash is another mans treasure.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Probably the same breed of moron that tries to rob a gun store with a knife.

manb91uk 22

You think that's bad... I knew a guy who robbed a pharmacy with a ******* banana

Are you talking about the kind of garbage truck that has the big-ass arm that lifts garbage cans way up in the air to dump them? If so, then who wouldn’t want to steal it?!?!? I’d drive around flinging all kind of shit around with that big-ass arm! Maybe even people, hahahaha!!!

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

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indienerdgirl 27

Maybe he works for the mob and they have a lot of bodies to dispose of lol

One mans trash is another mans treasure.

Lobby_Bee 17

It's for an even bigger heist. Walk in bank, steal money, throw it down garbage chute, walk out, garbage truck picks it up and takes it away. No one would be the wiser.

Maybe Oscar was just sick of his garbage can.