Work, Money and Thief: Heist

Heist

By Pedro the Basuraman - 11/05/2018 20:30

Today, after 27 years of dedicated and loyal service, it finally happened, I was robbed at gunpoint at work. The whole heist only took about 30 seconds and the perpetrator took off without taking anything from me. I still don't get it. What kind of screwball would hijack a garbage truck? FML

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You deserved it 207

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By Pxuccy - 20/02/2022 22:00

Today, I was robbed while working overnight at the gas station. They demanded I give them all the cash in the register. Seeing they were armed, I was reduced to tears and complied. They mocked me and took a video with their cellphone. When I told my boss, he promptly fired me for not “fighting back.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 362

You deserved it 83

Thanks, dude

By unfortunate - 09/06/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 333

You deserved it 4 243

No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 859

You deserved it 333

By well fuck! - 14/08/2019 22:00

Today, I was grocery shopping with my kids. As I was buckling them into their car seats, two men jumped out of a truck, hoisted my cart and sped off. According to security, this has become a regular occurrence at the store. My entire month of groceries gone in seconds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 209

You deserved it 157

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 944

You deserved it 3 127

By jennlikewhoa - 18/07/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 923

You deserved it 4 542

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 652

You deserved it 2 160

By Jay - 06/05/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 454

You deserved it 3 392

By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 039

You deserved it 2 512

Good job

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I helped this guy get into his truck after he'd locked his keys in it, and he said thank you and went on his way. Ten minutes later, a woman came out of the grocery store and freaked out, saying someone stole her truck. I helped a guy steal a truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 490

You deserved it 804

Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 12 May 2018 1:00

Probably the same breed of moron that tries to rob a gun store with a knife.

karst 4

Saturday 12 May 2018 15:42

One mans trash is another mans treasure.

Comments

Cali 54

Saturday 12 May 2018 0:41

Trashy.

Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 12 May 2018 1:00

Probably the same breed of moron that tries to rob a gun store with a knife.

manb91uk 22

Saturday 12 May 2018 9:06

You think that's bad... I knew a guy who robbed a pharmacy with a ******* banana

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 May 2018 1:20

Are you talking about the kind of garbage truck that has the big-ass arm that lifts garbage cans way up in the air to dump them? If so, then who wouldn’t want to steal it?!?!? I’d drive around flinging all kind of shit around with that big-ass arm! Maybe even people, hahahaha!!!

ARISKomuniszt 24

Saturday 12 May 2018 9:05

Practice makes permanent...

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Saturday 12 May 2018 10:15

Maybe he lost a bet?

dexter420 21

Saturday 12 May 2018 10:36

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indienerdgirl 27

Saturday 12 May 2018 13:53

Maybe he works for the mob and they have a lot of bodies to dispose of lol

karst 4

Saturday 12 May 2018 15:42

One mans trash is another mans treasure.

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 12 May 2018 20:20

It's for an even bigger heist. Walk in bank, steal money, throw it down garbage chute, walk out, garbage truck picks it up and takes it away. No one would be the wiser.