Work and Money: Heist

Heist

By Pedro the Basuraman - 11/05/2018 20:30

Today, after 27 years of dedicated and loyal service, it finally happened, I was robbed at gunpoint at work. The whole heist only took about 30 seconds and the perpetrator took off without taking anything from me. I still don't get it. What kind of screwball would hijack a garbage truck? FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

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Saturday 12 May 2018 1:00

Probably the same breed of moron that tries to rob a gun store with a knife.

karst 4

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Saturday 12 May 2018 15:42

One mans trash is another mans treasure.

Cali 54

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Saturday 12 May 2018 0:41

Trashy.

Donut_Wizard 23

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Saturday 12 May 2018 1:00

Probably the same breed of moron that tries to rob a gun store with a knife.

manb91uk 22

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Saturday 12 May 2018 9:06

You think that's bad... I knew a guy who robbed a pharmacy with a fucking banana

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 12 May 2018 1:20

Are you talking about the kind of garbage truck that has the big-ass arm that lifts garbage cans way up in the air to dump them? If so, then who wouldn’t want to steal it?!?!? I’d drive around flinging all kind of shit around with that big-ass arm! Maybe even people, hahahaha!!!

ARISKomuniszt 24

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Saturday 12 May 2018 9:05

Practice makes permanent...

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

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Saturday 12 May 2018 10:15

Maybe he lost a bet?

dexter420 21

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Saturday 12 May 2018 10:36

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indienerdgirl 27

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Saturday 12 May 2018 13:53

Maybe he works for the mob and they have a lot of bodies to dispose of lol

karst 4

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Saturday 12 May 2018 15:42

One mans trash is another mans treasure.

Lobby_Bee 17

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Saturday 12 May 2018 20:20

It's for an even bigger heist. Walk in bank, steal money, throw it down garbage chute, walk out, garbage truck picks it up and takes it away. No one would be the wiser.