Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
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Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
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expen_dable 0
so its wrong to think a girl is unattractive? so do you say "yes" to every guy who asks you out, and you wouldn't dare call a guy ugly or unattractive? I hate this double standard where whiny fat girls say "ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY YES!!" but have no problem gossiping about the ugly guy that just tried to ask your friend out. sorry but this isn't a perfect world of flowers and butterflies and unicorns where every girl is a princess.
amanbaby 0
that sucks...she couldve just said no, without doing that.
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Comments (227)
elliekinslurvsya 0
wtf is wrong with you OP? some men are just so full of themselves they think they can get anyone... the girl you asked? she's the hideous one. the girl who said yes? beautiful. probably not very smart to go out with a jerk like you, though. stop judging people on the way they look.
mike1921 0
"the girl who said yes? beautiful." Why the **** are people under the assumption that ugly people are always beautiful on the inside? and please refer to post #146 for my response to your "You just think you can get anyone" crap.
lovethewordnerd 0
Oregon! Where do you go to school? Not Cleveland, by any chance?
Sparkiee93 3
Ha! YDI. I'm sick of all these cocky assholes thinking that they are just god's gift to women and that they can get any babe they want. You OBVIOUSLY aren't that much of a prize if she wouldn't even give you the time to say hell no. Get the **** over yourself.
mike1921 0
Ahh, presumptuous assholes are the funnest kind of assholes. He never said he thought the girl he intended to go out with would say yes. He's not allowed to give it a shot without thinking he's god's gift to women?
ziqi92 0
i sense a love triangle. cmon man, u gotta learn to give other people a chance. even when i didnt want to date someone older than me (grade wise), i eventually found myself going out with a senior (i was a junior at the time) even though she was nowhere as attractive as the girl i originally liked. love can come from where its least expected, no joke.
satanstoystore 0
act like a man and ask women directly.
giganticbrain 0
No not really.... He could just say "Aw hell nah" to (as you so bluntly put) said 'ugly chick' and be over with it.
heartlessagony 0
If you're going to pass a note, put her name first. But seriously, you should man up and ask her directly. Girls usually take notice how much courage was built up to take this action.
PandaBear_36 0
You really do seem like an asshole if you're going to judge someone about their appearances. How would you like it if the girl you liked thought the same about you?... Which she probably did. You seem like the type to go for superficial beauty and those are sometimes the bitchy ones.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
"You really do seem like an asshole if you're going to judge someone about their appearances" yeah. I mean, every human does this, but it's still fun to pretend that you don't and everybody who does is an asshole.
dramatic11 0
That's really mean. It's just homecoming. I'm sure she's extreamly excited. Suck it up and take her. Seriously. You'd be amazed at how such a simple gesture like that can change the girl's life. She'll remember it when she's older...
ktho522 0
You're an asshole for calling her hideous.