Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Doesn't say how old you are, but if you're 14 and he's 18 or so, I wouldn't really blame him
Liips 0
I would crash it...what is he going to do, tell your Mommy and Daddy? Or throw food colored water balloons out your window at his guests. Or call the cops and get them shut down. Although the last two are juvenile, they are also effective...
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ThisRandomChild 0
Today, I sat in my room reading FMLs instead of attending the party of the year. I was kicked out because I wasnt invited. It was hosted by my boyfriend, in his pants. I can make up barely believeable sorties too. If ur sad enough to whine on FML, kicking ur brothers ass in front of all his friends would have been a great self esteem booster. Just sayin.
superjay28 0
I would have got revenge by flippig the breaker
moodyreallyrocks 27
Sounds like a stunt MY older brother would do!
jj812 0
That's when you put foot to ass
nevershouttami 11
This reminds me of an episode of Family Guy.
Puffgurl 6
You brother is a douch and you should have gone anyway
Whitetommy 8
sounds like Bart and Lisa in The Simpsons
Temojikato 1
Your bro's a dick.
fantasyworld 39
It's your yard, show up anyways.