Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Doesn't say how old you are, but if you're 14 and he's 18 or so, I wouldn't really blame him
Liips 0
I would crash it...what is he going to do, tell your Mommy and Daddy? Or throw food colored water balloons out your window at his guests. Or call the cops and get them shut down. Although the last two are juvenile, they are also effective...
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dt520 4
wait an hour or two so they get drunk enough that they either dont notice you or they dont care anymore.
sleepygamer 0
I'm just gonna put this out there, as I have been to quite a few... Parties: They aren't that great. From the sound of things, you probably don't get along with at least half the people there, so you'd end up being an awkward floater, and you'd either end up smashed and vomiting, or mildy drunk with a headache. Good parties, for myself, are in groups of about 10-20 friends, in a house with lots of music. Maybe spilling outside with a barbecue. Any more than 30 people and it gets to be boring or a headache in my opinion. And unless you invited every single member personally, there is likely going to be someone you don't like there. So. Parties. Fun things. Sometimes. :D
QWERTYCommander 5
So what are you doing on the computer? Get out there and crash that shit.
GangstaGalahleio 0
throw some speakers on the roof, play your favorite music, and blast the speakers. :)
hiphopper101 0
u shoulda been better lookin then
MrSoloDollo 0
waterballons filled with a secret liquid could help. bombs away
skyeyez9 25
There may be a valid reason for your exclusion. Are you like 13 and your brother is 21? Having a sibling who is significantly younger tagging along a bunch of drunk twenty somethings is not a good idea.
BubbaDoose 0
haha! bitch my older sister had an awesome party coasted 20,000 dollars and I was invited you know why?? cause she loves me! :D
AceArctic 4
There's 2 options here: 1) Have a threesome? 2) Piss in the corner of his room. PS: I'm not on the wrong FML.
redmnky21 8
hahahaha its like ur the meg of ur family