Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Doesn't say how old you are, but if you're 14 and he's 18 or so, I wouldn't really blame him
Liips 0
I would crash it...what is he going to do, tell your Mommy and Daddy? Or throw food colored water balloons out your window at his guests. Or call the cops and get them shut down. Although the last two are juvenile, they are also effective...
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Comments (112)
Sparx1_1 16
If your parents were home and allowed your brother to exclude you in your own home then they are douchebags and need to learn how to be better parents. If your parents were not home then your brother is a douchegbag for treating you like this in your own home. When one of my kids wants to do something at the house they always include each other. When they want more privacy they either ask the other if it's OK - or they go elsewhere. Anything less is totally shitty. Your brother and/or your parents had a responsibility to either include you or host the party elsewhere. If your parents were't home, then I'd make it a point of telling them that your brother hosted a big ass party and then go tell your brother that because he was a douche and disrespected you in your own home, you ratted him out.
angrynegro7 16
While I agree that OP's brother is an asshole for treating her like shit, ratting him out may not be the best course of action to take. Put it in context: If her brother has no problem excluding her from the party, what's to stop him from bitch-slapping her for telling their parents about it? If they go to the same school together, he and his friends could make her life hell by turning the whole school against her for being a snitch. Then she won't get invited to ANY parties. Crashing the party would definitely piss OP's brother off, but at least she'd have the satisfaction of knowing that she had the balls to do it.
Syb3rStrife 2
Call the police on him and tell them that their are minors and alcohol or that their being too loud. :D
filomiir 3
Lol! U're like Meg Griffin from Family Guy!
skyeyez9 25
Look at this as an opportunity: snoop in your brother's room, while they're in the backyard partying!
lasapa 2
I could see my brother doing that to me feel bad 4 u
movie141 0
loser
LilaBear 2
I don't think your brother can legitimately kick you out of your own backyard :P
kissmygeass 2
it's your own effing backyard. you can walk outside if you want to.
Lustuu_fml 14
At least, the year will end in 20 days. Cheers :D haha......
varkey 7
you should have crashed it. he's not allowed to not allow you in your own backyard lol.