Work: Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his...

By kennarama - 16/02/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML

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By Mars - 29/04/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 03:22 - United States - Naples

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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No sweat

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, as I was ringing in a customer, I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this, I sniffed my hands because they had got wet, and said to the customer, "Oh, the can is leaking… want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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When the rain comes

By Soaked - 31/07/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML

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By fifthtimesacharm - 26/04/2011 15:03

Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

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By stickyhair - 18/04/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:05

Ain't oily, greasy, sweaty hair sexy? Think of it like lube.......

YeahFMLxX 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:53

Did no one play football, or wrestle, or play softball, or run track in high school? Sweats normal, leave the man alone, he may of had a fever or a gland/pore problem! I'm never nice on fml, but last time I went to the barber my appendix had just ruptured and I had a cold sweat, nasty fever, and threw up blood all over the chair! If you don't like humans, work in an office cubicle! 'Nuff said.

Comments

CupCakeGirl101 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:12

dont u have to wash his hair anyways???

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 17 February 2010 17:48

so? dude still should not have come in like that. would you go to the dentist without brushing your teeth first, just because the dentist is going to clean them for you? ew.

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:13

lol maybe he was joking

iamhaley 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:14

sounds like you love your job :)

tayymarie 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:15

ahahah I don't get it

JohnBoyFsYL 10

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:16

what's the problem? wash his hair with the gloves you should be wearing fool.

livingdeadgirl9 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:34

Actually, in most places they aren't required to wear gloves unless they are coloring someone's hair. I'm sure its fine as a personal preference though.