88_OP
United Kingdom
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
supercharged
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Lonely626
Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML
carr
France
Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
taylor124
United States
Wish you were here
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Left out
Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML
Fuckup
Naples, United States
Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Tight knit family
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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takanuva0123 0
You call those people friends?
hannahrawrr 0
Some friends you got there.
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Comments (100)
TwinSeed 1
I'll be your friend :3
RafaelDeLaGhetto 3
This was taken straight from That 70s Show toward the end of the 8th season where Bob tells Red and Kitty he just got back from a 3 week vacation in Florida and they didn't realize he was gone.
Vltor 5
Sometimes friends can be cruel. I'm going to college in another state and when I get back they dont even remember i exist.
stef_s4 3
lol its okay, i switched schools and moved an hour away 2 years ago and people from my old school are still asking me if i wanna hang out sometime :p
Dilwann 27
That's because when you move an hour away, you guys can still hang out. Duh. Seriously. My friends wouldn't notice either, because I'm not the hanging out kind of girl. I just meet them in school and on the occasional trip to the cinema.
MinaElise_fml 0
story of my life
ThatDamnAzn 0
Hehe thats funny cuz I'm currently on a 3 week vacation myself.
cupcakebri 1
They're not real friends..
TurkeySlab 9
All rise for the life of the party
patdavis13 6
your friends smoke too much pot lol