88_OP
United Kingdom
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
supercharged
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Lonely626
Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML
carr
France
Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
taylor124
United States
Wish you were here
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Left out
Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML
Fuckup
Naples, United States
Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Tight knit family
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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takanuva0123 0
You call those people friends?
hannahrawrr 0
Some friends you got there.
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Comments (100)
Friaza 29
YDI for not telling anybody you left for vacation.
kialuvsyoo 3
So you never mentioned that you were going on vacation in the first place? YDI.
PrimeStarscream 30
LOL, your friends are awful.
agsilver 14
huh, "friends"
martin26_fml 5
depends on the relation ship u guys have, for example if you all have a jobs that takes most of ur time and u can meet eachother only on weekends or just a few times per month, then that could be totally normal. If not.. then yea, get some nicer people to know..
mLsSfTw208 0
u my friend now be called a lowener
dreawlkr523 0
you should look into work as an assassin or something. perfect cover.
Jakeealdington 3
WOOOOOO :D i live in cheshire ;D
gigi03 5
And you still call them friends
luvluvEgla 5
oh wow some friends they r!