Today, I returned a rental car and almost got charged extra for the "funky and rotten" smell in the car. I blamed it on a sausage roll, not having the heart to tell the woman it was my fart from a minute before. FML
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Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML
Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML
Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
Today, I got kicked out of an Uber for "smelling bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend let out a vile fart in an Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out. She had the nerve to act hurt when I called a second Uber only for myself. FML
Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML
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Top comments
Jasim 17
Who farts in something you're about to return?
WoldowJR 25
Incoming "what a stinky situation" comments.
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Comments (52)
reins0069 15
Roll down the window, sausage man!
dvp_fml 8
Embrace your brand! Don't be ashamed of your scent
yerawizardlizzy 27
As someone who cleans rental cars, let me assure you, I've seen and experienced a lot worse.
Witchylady 18
Well you should have aired out the car before you handed in the keys. An open window often helps.
Erikaaa262 6
that's funny af ?
skyttlz 32
Is it?
Mean_Girl 5
While I find fart jokes funny, YDI. Who farts in a car right in the moment before returning it? Ever heard of rolling down the windows? What about holding it in?
Britt125 16
I would have just admitted I farted. IDC, I'm not ashamed of my farts. They happen, too bad for anybody who doesn't like it. And what sausage roll smells like a nasty fart? That's not the most brilliant cover story, I wouldn't be surprised if she realized the truth and just didn't say anything.
dearest_gerr 12
Gross. ?
cfett199 8
Seriously, it's just a fart, what's there to be embarrassed about, everyone does it (everyone also poops so no need to be embarrassed about that either). On another note, and open window and running the A/C (just the fan on high) would have fixed that issue right up, unless you farted as you got out and didn't notice, which makes you a dick.
SinusLinus 6
VIKING FARTS!!!!!!!