FML : Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors...

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fukinlonely - / Monday 12 January 2015 12:53 / United Kingdom

Love

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By BBeffedmylife | 28

#6170894 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:42

I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

By Nolimit2217 | 32

#6170897 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:44

Better go get a hobby.

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By TM24D | 15

#6170892 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:42

I'm sorry dude that sucks :(

davidpropert | 32

#6171088 - Monday 12 January 2015 20:53

Thank you for that wonderful insight

iLike2Teabag | 27

#6171103 - Monday 12 January 2015 21:19

It would suck more if they were doing it in OP's bed.

TrippingOnAcid | 29

#6171211 - Monday 12 January 2015 23:17

And left the used condom in there

False_Stupidity | 41

#6171525 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 5:45

It would suck more if OP could see them and they were, well, sucking more!

TM24D | 15

#6174509 - Friday 16 January 2015 18:38

@davidpropert Screw you, sarcastic twat.

davidpropert | 32

#6177365 - Monday 19 January 2015 16:30

Anytime :)

By bardo264 | 17

#6170893 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:42

That sounds really lonely. Hang in there, op!

By BBeffedmylife | 28

#6170894 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:42

I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

devildog562 | 33

#6170972 - Monday 12 January 2015 18:55

Why not just play some Marvin Gaye loud. Nothing wrong with the roomies getting some. Hopefully op will find something to make her happy.

lndala | 15

#6171137 - Monday 12 January 2015 21:56

Op is male

devildog562 | 33

#6171147 - Monday 12 January 2015 22:05

Touché. Does it really matter though?

iAmPaul | 49

#6171426 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 3:22

Yes, it does.

By DrCheese | 16

#6170895 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:43

But headphones.

By Nolimit2217 | 32

#6170897 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:44

Better go get a hobby.

By Eliseopwns | 22

#6170902 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:47

You don't need a date to be happy; but if you want one, go get 'em, tiger!

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6170903 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:48

It's not worth obsessing about having a date or a gf. Just go out and enjoy your own life without relying on others. Plus, if you go out and do things you enjoy, you're more likely to find a like-minded girl ;)

jaredofmo | 22

#6172067 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:04

That's how I feel. Go and live life, and sometime, you may run into someone to live life with.

By TrippingOnAcid | 29

#6170904 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:48

I'd go out, take a walk or something.

By 5secondsofvvifi | 21

#6170905 - Monday 12 January 2015 17:49

I think it's time to get out, maybe call up some friends for coffee or something. Or just take a stroll with your earbuds. You sound a little lonely, hang tight!