By fukinlonely - 12/01/2015 12:53 - United Kingdom

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

Better go get a hobby.


I'm sorry dude that sucks :(

Thank you for that wonderful insight

It would suck more if they were doing it in OP's bed.

And left the used condom in there

It would suck more if OP could see them and they were, well, sucking more!

@davidpropert Screw you, sarcastic twat.

That sounds really lonely. Hang in there, op!

I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

Why not just play some Marvin Gaye loud. Nothing wrong with the roomies getting some. Hopefully op will find something to make her happy.

Op is male

Touché. Does it really matter though?

Yes, it does.

But headphones.

Better go get a hobby.

Eliseopwns 22

You don't need a date to be happy; but if you want one, go get 'em, tiger!

It's not worth obsessing about having a date or a gf. Just go out and enjoy your own life without relying on others. Plus, if you go out and do things you enjoy, you're more likely to find a like-minded girl ;)

That's how I feel. Go and live life, and sometime, you may run into someone to live life with.

I'd go out, take a walk or something.

I think it's time to get out, maybe call up some friends for coffee or something. Or just take a stroll with your earbuds. You sound a little lonely, hang tight!

Try dating or hookup websites.

Well sitting around isn't going to get you a date haha