By fukinlonely - 12/01/2015 12:53 - United Kingdom

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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BBeffedmylife 28
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I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

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Nolimit2217 32
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Better go get a hobby.

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TM24D 15
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I'm sorry dude that sucks :(

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davidpropert 32
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Thank you for that wonderful insight

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iLike2Teabag 27
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It would suck more if they were doing it in OP's bed.

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TrippingOnAcid 29
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And left the used condom in there

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False_Stupidity 41
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It would suck more if OP could see them and they were, well, sucking more!

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TM24D 15
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@davidpropert Screw you, sarcastic twat.

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bardo264 17
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That sounds really lonely. Hang in there, op!

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BBeffedmylife 28
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I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

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devildog562 33
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Why not just play some Marvin Gaye loud. Nothing wrong with the roomies getting some. Hopefully op will find something to make her happy.

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lndala 15
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Op is male

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devildog562 33
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Touché. Does it really matter though?

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iAmPaul 49
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Yes, it does.

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DrCheese 16
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But headphones.

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Nolimit2217 32
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Better go get a hobby.

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Eliseopwns 22

You don't need a date to be happy; but if you want one, go get 'em, tiger!

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MegasaurusRex89 28
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It's not worth obsessing about having a date or a gf. Just go out and enjoy your own life without relying on others. Plus, if you go out and do things you enjoy, you're more likely to find a like-minded girl ;)

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jaredofmo 22
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That's how I feel. Go and live life, and sometime, you may run into someone to live life with.

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TrippingOnAcid 29
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I'd go out, take a walk or something.

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5secondsofvvifi 21
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I think it's time to get out, maybe call up some friends for coffee or something. Or just take a stroll with your earbuds. You sound a little lonely, hang tight!

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martin8337 35
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Try dating or hookup websites.

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UhHuhHoney 20
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Well sitting around isn't going to get you a date haha

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