Today, I returned a rental car and almost got charged extra for the "funky and rotten" smell in the car. I blamed it on a sausage roll, not having the heart to tell the woman it was my fart from a minute before. FML
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Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML
Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML
Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
Today, I got kicked out of an Uber for "smelling bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend let out a vile fart in an Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out. She had the nerve to act hurt when I called a second Uber only for myself. FML
Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML
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Top comments
Jasim 17
Who farts in something you're about to return?
WoldowJR 25
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Comments (52)
sstahpp 33
Hahaha..I also want to fart sausage rolls.
KokiKariya 7
I wonder if she knew it was gas but wanted to make more?
NakNak_fml 10
Good thing you didn't say it was a gas leak. That would have been more costly.
Matttis 7
Dude! No! If you let one rip like that you proudly admit that you did it! In 7th grade I farted so badly we almost had to evacuate the room, it was the best moment of my life.
UhHuhHoney 20
The sausage roll coming out your ass* lol
sinistral 10
Well, that was some farting gift..
Vestin 18
Something smelled rotten in the state of Denmark, eh?
RobinGoodfellow 47
Oh my god. You are perfect. Thank you.
tbasx2 12
You sir, are my hero:)
wildirishrose 19
Did said sausage roll cause said fart?
baileygirl88 8
You shouldn't say you didn't have the heart to tell her, more like you didn't have the guts to tell her !!!