By Smitty Werbenjeagermanjensen - 27/10/2016 03:19 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Oh, you must've misheard them. It's like the telephone game; it probably started as 'that guy /has/ a huge dick' and then the H gradually went away with each telling."

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ZombieSlaya115 17

Well if the conversation went well she might change her mind.

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roaf 13

You have to tell her about that somewhat soon, you can't lie about something like that sadly. Good luck OP

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ZombieSlaya115 17

Well if the conversation went well she might change her mind.

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Tripartita 44

"Oh, you must've misheard them. It's like the telephone game; it probably started as 'that guy /has/ a huge dick' and then the H gradually went away with each telling."

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crudeandrudeguy 29

SpongeBob reference for the win

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1991stealth 21

"He was number one!"

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RichardPencil 30

"Yeah, he's a complete asshole. It totally sucks to work directly for him. Let's get a drink after work and I'll tell you stories." You'll get laid before she puts two and two together.

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coolmike699 26

Posts like this make me wish there was a 'need more details' button. Maybe the OP is a complete ******** and doesn't deserve a second of his crush's time. Or maybe someone's just mad because they got in trouble.

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GlennGuagmire 20

Proof her that what she hears from others is wrong and let her start saying good things about u.

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Lalala579121 27

Yea yu juzt gota proof dat al da haterz ar rong.

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KittieTetaz520 15

Your grammar is atrocious.

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GlennGuagmire 20

33 I don't think my grammar is to bad as English is not my first language.

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Mmaster116 11

They aren't talking about your grammar bro, read the apply above his; now that, is horrendous.

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trucker2 33

Did you happen to refer to yourself in third person ?

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philick 4

i mean if other people are calling you a dick head then you probably are a ******** so you ******* deserve it

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bahamit 18

Did you know that shoving a tablespoon of ground cinnamon up your ass is the cure that big phama doesn't want you to know about because it cures 99% of all known ailments. You know it's true because I'm someone and I said it. *waits patiently to hear how "well" it works for 11*

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deathshead 19

that's amazing man! it cured my constipation!

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nykkilynn16 7

Not to be that person, but you can use cinnamon to give yourself reddish highlights. :)

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species4872 19

Maybe time to have a good hard look at yourself.

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BrotherPhil 35

Not necessarily a bad idea. Is it because somebody resents being expected to actually work, or is there something about his management style that could be improved - maybe even that he is in fact a ********. A long think isn't a bad idea, as long as it doesn't turn into brooding.

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