Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
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Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
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TurdMonkey 0
i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them
Tgump 0
How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.
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Comments (85)
kcbargeles 0
Ahhhh Hilarious.. my favorite FML so far
yaddameena 0
hahahahahaha. sheeet.
skyterra47 0
wow ive been there in a class of seven during a test... yea
fmlfml2009 0
omg ur life sux today worse than mine. many many thandks :)
Honda288 2
What doesn't come out the top comes out the bottom. Hahaha
123life 0
Holy crap..I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks for making my day! PS:Sorry you had to go through the embarrassment of a whole class of people hearing you rip.
R0flCopter 0
Lmao owned
HahaBob 0
XD omg wow... If I were in the same room I would have busted up laughing.. that's hysterical! Totally sucks though. ACT's a hard test...
wajalama 0
Girls DO fart! Ah-HA!
xXArchangelXx 0
I've got worse. On my finals at the end of my first semester of last year I was having terrible diarrhea and vomiting the night before but I didn't wanna fail any classes so I went anyway. I have four classes a semester. I passed everything but what happened was each day we took finals for two classes for 2 hours each then left school early. I had to leave science class early to vomit in the bathroom. FML