Miscellaneous: Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week... - FML

By Sneezy123 - 06/10/2009 02:21 - United States

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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TurdMonkey 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:28

i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them

Tgump 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:25

How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.

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nick48142 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 5:26

I've done that at least ten times.

MSDemonslayer 5

Sunday 10 August 2014 5:42

I thought women didn't fart? Damn. Right in the childhood.

mucska 12

Saturday 28 February 2015 22:20

Hahaha sorry OP, but farts are funny. Hope your day went better :)

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