Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
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Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
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TurdMonkey 0
i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them
Tgump 0
How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.
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bosshaug 0
I was in a music hall for a study hall class and everyone was quiet until I sneezed and farted at the same time. It wasn't quiet anymore.
SarahinSane 0
I saw this on an awkward penguin image. And I love you for that, copypasta or not.
Bigmac87 0
lol, I do that all the time, espacialy after I eat Mexican food.
plexico 4
You were Sneezy all week, but at the test you became the "Hidden" Eighth Dwarf, Gassy.
DanizzleXFoSho 6
Win.
glostik 0
Haha! This happens to me. :P Except I have to sneeze really hard.. then sometimes I fart.
im_a_dinosaur 0
ahaha how do sneezes turn into farts? ahhahaha
plexico 4
Sneeze:Nosrtil::Fart: A. Flatus B. Asshole C. Intestine D. Beans Hint: Takes one to know one. I know you are, but what am I? :P
TheKitsune 0
Sneezes don't magically turn into farts. More likely you had to fart as well as sneeze and let's face it, you would have done both. Next time don't hold your sneeze in, it'll mask the sound of the fart.
Ohnothingreally 0
Same thing happened to me...except it was in third grade...and I was taking some sort of spelling test. And then the teacher was like "THAT REMINDS ME, SNACK IS IN 10 MINUTES!" Worst. Day. EVAR.
Jbeatlebuggy 0
NEVER hold in a sneeze. Because it will almost always come out as something else.