Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
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Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
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TurdMonkey 0
i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them
Tgump 0
How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.
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Comments (85)
jessicaax 0
hahahahaha im sorry this is hilarious
campex 0
Well obviously it's fake. Women don't fart. :-P
Intellectualist 0
Actually that's a myth, women DO fart, it just smells like roses :)
Witchcraft_fml 5
And the sound of female farts is as beautiful as Tchaikovsky.
Intellectualist 0
Oh, I prefer a lovely bit of beethoven myself.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Very good ear you have!
Intellectualist 0
No, I have two ears...like most people.
riplikethat 0
Not if I can help it..
Intellectualist 0
What is that supposed to mean? Was that an attempt at humour? Because it was pretty awful. 3/10, must try harder.
Jason_Q 4
YDI for fol (farting out loud).
stairshurtz 0
ROFL OWNED
sadiesykes 0
I think the fart disturbed class more than a meer sneeze would.
AllAplgs 2
Learn to sneeze quietly. You can also push on the spot in between your nose and the top of your lip, it suppresses sneezes.
leero 0
that's not true. i've tried it.
laughingoutlouda 0
HAHA that's gotta suck to be you right now that's deffinately a never tell anyone about story LOL
nichole_wood 0
repeat.
Intellectualist 0
repeat. Do I win?
laughingoutlouda 0
repeat?
Intellectualist 0
no.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi.... you should know bettee than to hold in a sneeze. i heard you could end up going deaf by holding it in.