Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
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TurdMonkey 0
i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them
Tgump 0
How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.
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Comments (85)
ShinyMarker 0
WOW! LOL! TOo bad
persianpaul 3
ROFL!! oh jeez .. that made me laff xD
cooldude2 0
lmao I've been there before
Lady_Bow 4
That happened to me at work once. I had a cold that day and held in this one sneeze, was successful at keeping it quiet, but farted loudly at the same time. I wanted to disappear. :)
tchaikovsky93 0
Hahahahaha. this made me laugh so hard! hahahahahhahahaha
omgwtf99 13
omg i feel sorry for u, but i think that is one of the funniest things ive heard in a long time
Norther 1
I managed to blame a smelly one on one that was sleeping during class ^^
kimbodie8 0
better to sneeze than fart, sneezing is less gross
Viviyaaan 0
Didn't that feel good?
moodyreallyrocks 27
Better in than out! LOL