By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
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Yeah, gotta love those lightning quick reflexes and how they come in handy when you really shouldnt have them.

Yeah, those cacti are vengeful *******. Either that or you're an idiot for catching one with your bare hands. While you're at it, would you give my pet porcupine a bath? He's quite tame, I assure you.

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Im sure the plant was grateful and is very sorry his prickly body hurt you :3

Gtaylorfication 0

Why did you catch the suicidal cactus, you dipshit!

Well at least it thanked you. And now I'm sure it will apologize for thanking you so aggressively.

SixShooterSambo 4

You should have let natural selection do its job and let the "suicidal" cactus die. YDI

princev3 4

Why do my comments always get deleted?

Because the mods are evil and hate you. Haven't you read DocBastard's profile? He explains it all. :)

muffinXmonster 12

Hope it wasn't your jerking hand.... XD

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