Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
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nick347b 6
Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.
EnterSandman_fml 20
That was a dick move on her part.
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DjeePee 25
You know, the part where she storms out of the room make me believe she was pretty angry. Maybe you should find out why she was angry instead of trying to gain sympathy on FML, no? Anyway, whenever I get the chance, I'll also try to wipe my boyfriend's semen across his body (it's amazing how fast he suddenly can run away). But that's just me and my weird sense of humor.
StanSmith2013 26
Time to go motor boating!
nanoamr90 4
Ouch , next time be careful lol
charvisioku 22
Siiiiimbaaaa....
banta98 5
Now that's just mean
photoquilty 6
Can somebody explain the Lion King references?
Alan2 24
I think it's referring to when the monkey rubbed that stuff on simba's face
peopleplease 4
Tell her she doesn't know what she is missing ;)
Austyn57 1
epic fail
CarouselHeart 11
Is she showing you she's the alpha dog or something?
warehouse_rat 8
well heres what you do for payback not reccommened but funny as hell have a go at doggy and just as your about to cum pull out and spit on her back and grab a tight hold on ur dick let the pressure build and when she turns around blast her in the face but ne warned you may not have a gf after this ur choice lol