Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
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nick347b 6
Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.
EnterSandman_fml 20
That was a dick move on her part.
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Comments (170)
Metallica36176 16
She was doing the "Lion King"...
Mopmob02 18
Looks like someone wasn't expecting the cream that comes out of the twinkie... Yup I'll admit that was a bad one.
1dvs_bstd 41
Did you splooge to quick?!
alissa_roar 6
Whattabitch.
wickedninja918 1
ikr
PaperUmbrellas 4
I have a feeling this isn't the whole story. How much did you pressure this sexual act exactly?
JohnzSexyMamas11 7
That's Gross .
andro6657 10
Maybe it wasn't supposed to be just a hand job and you came too early, duh.
bethrocksya 9
Well, if you were eating her out..... this wouldn't of never happened! ;) Next time, take into consideration her needs too!
bethrocksya 9
*would of never !
taarna77 6
Would HAVE never*
guci101 14
Is anybody else wonering why?
yeayeaserena13 9
It's ok, it's good for your skin! Lol