Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
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nick347b 6
Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.
EnterSandman_fml 20
That was a dick move on her part.
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Comments (170)
MatthewDmerrill 5
At least she didn't say "simba" while doing it.
Bella242 0
Four moths ago I gave my now ex boyfriend a hand job and after he have me nothing!
Bella242 0
See now of I was the person who gave you your first hand-job I wouldn't have wiped it across your face!...but I would have rubbed it on my breasts!(;
jerrylee123 8
Okay sweetie, time to get back to work. Your street corner is waiting for you...
KiddNYC1O 22
It's like a happy ending without the happy ending! Oh, god! Giggity.
dan_in_wi 12
by "her" you mean your own hand right?
cdelton22 3
Maybe she didn't expect cum and got mad cuz it tastes weird and smells bad
Dcm210 19
She'll get over it.
Kyo22 5
Shit i dot feel so bad wat happen to me thn but stel suck ass for you man
DogStew 20
quit complaining! it's not like you will get sick, and it's not like it went in your mouth. If that's the outcome of a handjob, then I'd be happy to get two per day!
Fahrenheit63 5
Have a taste of your own medicine!