Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
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nick347b 6
Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.
EnterSandman_fml 20
That was a dick move on her part.
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Comments (170)
wpolo02 7
If there is a next time, when the moment is about to arrive, force her head down and give her some exfoliation cream.
wpolo02 7
And don't forget to yell taste the rainbow while doing it.
DanniNell 13
A few years ago, the same thing happened to my boyfriend except she covered his mouth with her hand and made him swallow it. He recently brought it up when I had completely forgot about it.
SpamPam 18
Ah the tables have turned. I wouldn't be surprised if he originally asked her to swallow it lmao
don1qot 6
Op, face her shortcomings--you see men doing it the movies. I admire her spunk. Sorry, you didn't see it coming.
ihatemy 5
Thats terrible
drewcat21 0
Who finishes while getting a hand job?
Christala 8
What'd she think was going to happen? If you don't want the genie to come out, don't rub the lamp, girls! Not gonna give my man a handie and then act like a bitch when he cums and some gets on me.
Sharkitaxrscary 12
She seems very kinky. Can't take that for granted now can you?
allan2747 7
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
biglittlehead 12
What a sticky situation
Andraniki 3
lol sounds like one of bad luck brian's fmls