Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
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nick347b 6
Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.
EnterSandman_fml 20
That was a dick move on her part.
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Comments (170)
deloria_fml 22
It's probably because you have no concept of tense relationships in subordinate and main clauses, OP. I'd have done the same.
Chazzzor 10
What age are you and her - 12 or 14? (1) Hand jobs are stupid - you can give yourself one any time and do a better job. (2) if she agreed to give you a hand job just what did she expect? That makes me think both are you are probably in Junior High at the oldest. You both need to grow up.
Ambience138 11
If you think they're stupid then you're obviously not doing it right. HJ's can be awesome.
Chazzzor 10
Sex is great, blow jobs are great - A hand job is for kids who can't have real sex for some reason.
Ambience138 11
I think you'll find that they're a good part of foreplay. You obviously have such a tiny dick that it's overshadowed by someones hand.
sorrowevicteon 9
If somebody wants a hand job and the other person wants to give one, it honestly doesn't matter how old the couple is (keeping the law in mind). There's definitely not an "ages 12-14 only" label on MY girlfriend's hand....
Namenlos_fml 20
I sense a part of the story being left out....
BobbieH 19
Was it her first time too? Maybe she didn't know that's how it ends? Was it supposed to be foreplay and not a hand job on its own? If that was the case you may deserve it! Although that's just not nice unless you're asking for that sort of finish!
YeaWhyNot 4
Simba!
Altrnate_Reality 14
YDI..... for not warning her.
daxxbuttons 12
Some guys pay good money for that.
LuckyLynx7732 5
The only reason I can come up with for her doing that is that she was expecting to do more and in her opinion you finished too soon. Still not the right way to handle the situation on her part.
efrainelboricua 12
Looks like she did a lion king on you. It should have been the other way around
Takainthemachine 0
Ehhh where you not supposed to come??