Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
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nick347b 6
Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.
EnterSandman_fml 20
That was a dick move on her part.
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Comments (170)
Aspen_Grace33 27
She was just trying to rejuvenate your skin!
teresee 8
Groosss
ebonyirony 29
they get better, trust me.
HmongJohn 9
You got a handjob. Just be happy for getting one.
heyyyaubrey 9
who would be happy about a handjob..a 13 year old? if a guy wanted hand action he'd go home and **********.
tbooty2140 4
So she is one of THOSE girls..
stephan18 23
Explain? What kind of girl would do that? Seems messed up
Knightchaser27 25
A crazy one
BubbleGrunge 18
Obviously it was her first hand job too! Hope you went after her and, umm, well explained. Then maybe return the favor!
heyyyaubrey 9
explained what?
MolesterStallone 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Handjobs are just a waste of sperm anyways
ebonyirony 29
seriously. I prefer giving head, anyway. at least then his kids go somewhere >.
Welshite 40
Yeah, straight to your stomach where they are instantly murdered.
CheeseTron 15
The origin of Donatello and Michaelangelo and that other turtle. Is it Rafael? Whatever.
fortunelady 17
There are FOUR.
BananerzFresh 12
Well what did she think? I mean did she not know what happens when you give a hand job? There will be a mess.
AnxietySlave 9
I Guess she didnt see it coming.....
wickedninja918 1
it would have been funnier if you spelled it cumming
BigDogMatt 13
Congrats on the handy though!
missababgaga 19
I've heard that it makes the skin feel softer...
CheeseTron 15
Yes. Excellent facial cleanser. Semen is actually Olay's secret recipe.
wickedninja918 1
note to self stop using olay
CheeseTron 15
But then I'll be out of a job...
wickedninja918 1
naw man i could just use my own secret ingredent haha