Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
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nick347b 6
Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.
EnterSandman_fml 20
That was a dick move on her part.
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Comments (170)
GarageDragon 22
She must have had some reason for doing that!
GarageDragon 22
Oi, save your sarcasm for your mother!
GarageDragon 22
Her death must be the cause of your aggression.
GarageDragon 22
It appears you're only here to troll.
Myo_fml 20
Really? Because I see it as the other way around.
mykelinva 4
What is this world coming to?
annagilbert 6
must have been a good ass hand job
RedPillSucks 33
What are these "Ass Hand Jobs" of which you speak?
rhidiculous 4
it's called the "Hurricane Sandy"...leaves you wet, without power and then storms away.
BossPathfinderGM 14
I'm cracking up over that one!
Welshite 40
Oh my God, you're cracking!!! I'll go grab some glue. Don't worry; we'll fix you right up. Stay calm and don't make any sudden moves.
RedPillSucks 33
Someone needs to put this in the urban dictionary. This is a perfect definition.
rhidiculous 4
it could also just be called the "Hurricane"...I figured I would use Sandy since she handed one to NYC recently...pun intended. :)
Steffi 26
I think OP should tell us the full story. She must have had some reason for doing that.
charlton2142 5
That sure got out of hand
ICastillo 25
Man you know what you have to do... You have to give her the rusty hook now.
panda_lou 11
Jokes on her. Semen contains ingredients that can reduce your risk of breast cancer.
spazz666 18
Did you hear that from a guy that wanted you to swallow? Honey... You've been duped.
cptmorgan6 8
I love the use of ingredients here. Like there's a recipe for semen.
kofeinisti 6
Guys are always saying semen is good for the skin, is an excellent source of protein, cures illness... All that crap they try to feed to gullible women. Time for you to reap those benefits too.
SpamPam 18
Yeah all of a sudden havin it on their own far isn't so fun anymore
FlyingPie 17
Oh, come on!