By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane
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By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
That was a dick move on her part.
She clearly wasn't using her head... Bit of a sticky situation. That sucks, OP.
He basically lion-kinged himself.
84 that's not punny you killed it
it's not that, it's just that you took it to far (as did op's girl friend)
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
Lol OP! Next time... WARN HER!
haha nice op
I hate not being warned...
Well OP, that was a hidden message from her for you in the future to make sure never to finish your "volcano" on her face now that you know how it feels to have "lava" on yours.
Is it the girl in your profile pic op?
"I don't know, where I'm a-gonna go, when the volcano blows!" Out of the room, apparently.
137 - Love the Jimmy Buffett reference. I'm guessing this isn't the 'special sauce' OP was expecting on his Cheeseburger in Paradise...
Op your profile should say "its not funny until someone gets cum wiped all over their face"
OP, your profile pic pretty much sums this FML up!
Simba, a king has been born
No, it wasn't. My interpretation of it is that OP's girlfriend doesn't realize the point of a handjob is to ******.
It doesn't say they are together...probably a girl that wanted to hook up but got mad when it didn't go her way.
I meant that she didn't know he was going to, and when he did, she got mad.
Doesn't matter. Got your rocks off.
Aw come on, that was way better than 1's pun, why does he get all the thumbs ups?!
First, it wouldve been funnier if you said "Aw cum on..." And second this has more thumbs up...
When I commented his was thumbed down and number one was thumbed up.. Now I look like an idiot, my bad.
She'll cum round to the idea of doing it eventually ; the real test-es when it cums to her going down there... Hopefully she doesn't throw you a curve-ball!
I see what you did there. Sorry op, guess we all have hard days. She'll cum around, hopefully. Otherwise, sounds like you're faced with a very sticky mess.
That's because you didn't return the favor
sounds like he didn't even get a chance? if she just immediately left.
Maybe the hand job was intended as foreplay and she got upset that he finished before she could get any?
Looks like it was new for both of you
Wow, the situation really came to a head!
That is so gross. If I was you I would've grabbed her and rubbed my face all over her.
More like grabbed her head so she can get the next one on her face too, why would she do that?
I'm surprise there isn't a name for that move yet. What is the OP's name? Add "dirty" in front if that...
28- you're twice her age, E-Pedo
"Dirtyfuzz". Lmao.
31- there's a difference between being rude and assault.
Holy crap, you people scare me. #31 implied there would be a "next time", and forcibly grabbing her head and coming on her is NOT self defense. Self defense is if someone punches you in the face, you hit back in order to STOP being hit in the face. Hence "self DEFENSE." Pretty sure holding down someone's head in order to come on their face while they try and get away classifies as "assault".
I wouldn't cum in her face I just wouldn't give her my dick anymore
it's different because you grabbed her head and forced it down idk its just my morals (altho it would be a diff story if she was giving me head)
actually i'm 16...
92 - I'm saying that if she's disrespectful enough to do that, then he should've been just as disrespectful, the FML says she stormed out, so she did it in an aggressive way because she was mad, I don't know about you guys but my girlfriend never did that to me and I don't know anyone who would not be bothered by that, I was implying he should let her know what it feels like to have cum forced on her face, anyone that's that disrespectful needs to be taught a lesson, and before 92 starts with her arguments on "that's sexual assault" wake up she f------ smeared cum on his face
fml team could you please remove my comments as they were talking about comments that have been removed
Nice.
NO! NO! BAD COMMENT. NNNNOOOO!
How dare you involuntarily ejaculate on her! Don't you have any self control? Oh, wait...
best. comment. today.
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Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.
That was a dick move on her part.