Health: Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML

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By Jules7594 - 12/06/2015 13:02 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder". That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML

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By JulietMarie - 10/10/2014 19:12 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

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By lsta - 04/05/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML

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By thanks..? - 03/11/2018 17:30

Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 16:00

Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest thing I've had to a compliment I've had in months. FML

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By Rrae - 25/02/2019 02:00

Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States

Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I had a UTI. After, taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML

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buck33 14

Monday 30 July 2012 19:00

Quality urine samples are something to be proud of.

rainbowflag 2

Monday 30 July 2012 19:01

well I would be pretty PISSED anybody...no...okay

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hateevryone 14

Monday 30 July 2012 22:13

Well at least you got a compliment. :)

Capt_Oblivious 10

Monday 30 July 2012 22:31

'Clearly' it was an acceptable specimen.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 30 July 2012 22:51

Five months to go! I'm sure something will top that.

ohcheriecherie 20

Monday 30 July 2012 22:54

If it makes you feel better, the best compliment of my mom's year was very similar. It somehow related to the muscles in her bladder.

thecovert 7

Monday 30 July 2012 23:21

Sounds like a potential business in which you could be #1.

TheTornado 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 0:13

At least it's something to be happy about.

perdix 29

Tuesday 31 July 2012 0:37

Urine idiot!

firefighterjohn 9

Tuesday 31 July 2012 1:06

your hydrated that's a good thing. most ppl this time of the year would be bright yellow bc they ain't drinking enough water for how much heat there is

chicub 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 1:47

Congrats on not being dehydrated!

vashappin 8

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:21

FAIL........

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