Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML
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Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest thing I've had to a compliment I've had in months. FML
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Today, I have a UTI. After taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side-effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
buck33 14
Quality urine samples are something to be proud of.
rainbowflag 2
well I would be pretty PISSED anybody...no...okay
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Comments (120)
greenie213 23
High quality piss. Something I pride myself on.
tennisrapper1 14
It's healthy of you to be that hydrated OP. :)
brandon3747 16
OP it's still a compliment :) Enjoy it!
KiiwiiRox 6
That's not really a FML, that's a good thing. Means you're really healthy. Maybe just the compliment part is a bad thing. Here's another, "you are awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise" Better :).
GracesDelirium 9
I haven't seen a moderated comment in so long! Good to know the moderators still care.
99megster 15
Why is this comment moderated? Is it rude or something? I still don't quite understand what the moderators are all about.
99megster 15
Can someone please explain to me what the moderators are/do?
GracesDelirium 9
They're gods that govern all mortal commentators. Those that are unworthy are struck down. :D
99megster 15
Well thanks, I guess. haha.
redbluegreen 41
I once knew a guy who knew a guy who got moderated and was never seen or heard from ever again. Some say, the moderators sleep for weeks at a time, only leaving their caves to devour stray arrogant commenters.
KiiwiiRox 6
Yeah which is my bad cause I forgot u weren't allowed to write that "it wasn't a really a f*** my life, it was more of a good thing." Oh well.
DocBastard 40
Redbluegreen - That's a damned, dirty lie and you know it! They don't have the ability to do anything like th.;&*#^
GracesDelirium 9
Oh noes...they got Doc! D:
GracesDelirium 9
R.I.P....
LappDance 16
I'd say thats much better than finding out that something is wrong with your kidneys, like me.
mcbootybutts 11
That's what I look for in a woman.
shireman97 6
That's when you say, "well this is crappy"!!
DogsPaw 16
I wouldn't say that?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
57- Don't get all pissy! Heh... My joke is bad. And I should feel bad.
KiiwiiRox 6
That's a good thing. Means you're really healthy! Maybe the once a year comment is not so good... Here's another: "You are amazing, don't let anyone tell you different!" Better?
RedPillSucks 33
You missed the "Tour de France" by a week, but you can still sell your urine to some olympic competitor for beaucoup bucks
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
At least you're drinking enough water! Congrats on being healthy, OP. I know it won't mean anything to you, but here's a compliment, OP: you is kind, you is smart, you is important. I'm sure no one gets that reference.
99megster 15
Haha I get it ;)
sstone 2
The Help. :-)