Health: Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML

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By JulietMarie - 10/10/2014 19:12 - United States - Baldwinsville

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By lsta - 04/05/2009 04:40 - United States

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By thanks..? - 03/11/2018 17:30

Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 16:00

Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest thing I've had to a compliment I've had in months. FML

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By Rrae - 25/02/2019 02:00

Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States

Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I had a UTI. After, taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML

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Monday 30 July 2012 19:00

Quality urine samples are something to be proud of.

rainbowflag 2

Monday 30 July 2012 19:01

well I would be pretty PISSED anybody...no...okay

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Pixxio_O 11

Tuesday 31 July 2012 3:45

Obviously a pickup line OP, you should be flattered

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 31 July 2012 5:01

positive comments are great but sometimes not for the best for uplifting...hope you get another one that brightens the entire year...even though its more than half over...

spongeydude4 2

Tuesday 31 July 2012 6:09

Well, i guess "urine" for a good time.................i think...

noisebox 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 6:29

The guys can be wierd, one during a physical told me I had a nice moustash...

babalooisbabaloo 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 7:04

At least you're hydrated!

vodkaliciouz 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 8:19

Yay good job

iXTMAstro 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 10:41

Just remember its always better to be pissed off than pissed on.

fishface517 10

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:21

Reminds me of a time my friend and I got in a debate about lemonade looking like pee. I told her if she's drinking all the water she should drink her urine should be clear, and therefore lemonade does not look like urine! Huzzah for victory!