Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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jonnygw 4
dad, there's something i have to tell you...
SkoomaKi 28
I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".
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twisted_cherub 14
I'm pretty sure that, even in India, a person cannot fill out the forms to be legally declared another sex at the age of 14. Why is everyone is jumping to that conclusion? My mom is, and has always been female, but was hassled constantly by Selective Service from 18 until she was 23 because she hadn't registered. She had to fill out forms and go through a bunch of other stuff to prove she was a she. It's what we call a clerical error and it happens to the government all the time. I'm sure India is no exception.
eringray101010 3
Op you might want to check her social number. Identity theft?
ishida1235 0
Y cant it be the dad that signed them
cookie_crumble89 11
Wtf
nekosan_fml 0
I'm male and my passport says female. I still went to Europe with it.
cash_monkey72 9
He/She might have been able to. Op is from India, so I don't really know their laws.
ChadAvreySchilli 0
Everyone, OP is from India
aarslap 5
Does the he/she person have male and female genitals?! What the hell..
j_cat187 20
Haha she can f@ck herself. Bring on the thumbdwns!!!!!
ilovekarma 8
Haha I wanna know two OP!
bubo_fml 11
I'd be proud & boast to all my friends..."Oh yeah? Well, I gotta daughter w/a dick! That means I gots super sperms!!"