Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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Top comments
lizz12345 0
I can understand her being upset if you're not handicapped. but he should just chill out if it was the only stall open what were you supposed to do?
Tiffanywashere 0
The handicapped chick needs to calm the hell down. It's not like she personally owns the stall. She's not royalty and being handicapped doesn't mean she is above waiting her turn like anyone else. What a bitch. You should have cussed her out back.
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keilanclarke 0
i use the handicap toilets all the time. i think the way they live their lives is immoral, sitting in chairs all day...lazy bastards
keilanclarke 0
then when im done i use the toilet paper to smear my shit all over the seat.
Erissa 2
@53 they're in wheelchairs usually cause they can't walk, idiot. I feel bad for you
ohthebloodygore 16
Shut it, bitch.
Schizomaniac 24
Stupid ass Precious beat me to it.
ohthebloodygore 16
Thank you, Eli. You can shut it now, bitch. HEY BAO! Hey Igloo!
illmatic2 16
I'm not trying to start anything but, why do Texans always get so mad when they get dissed?
Mr_Zachary 0
Everyone complains about equal rights then complains when they have to do things the same way as everyone else without special treatment. Let's draft women - I wonder if that will fly. Stumpy can ******* wait like everyone else.
Jewelofagal 2
First, the military draft would have to be reinstated. There hasn't been one in this country since 1973.
ImaginaryFoe 1
WTF are you talking about? This has nothing to do with equal rights and men aren't even drafted in the USA. The situation is not equal. There is only one stall/cubicle/whatever available for the wheelchair-bound person. If they were all wheelchair accessible, the woman would have to wait in line like everyone else. That would be equal. As it is, that woman should not have cursed OP out. The stall is not reserved like a handicapped parking spot is. You were within your rights to use it in this situation.
killabee 0
Not really about the FML, but I would say he was referring to the fact that although no, there is not a draft in place right now, males still have to fill out a draft card when they turn 18. The system isn't in use, but it is still in place.
catatonicsleep 17
if they put in all disabled ones there would be half the number of stalls, lines in women's bathrooms are long enough already :D
ImaginaryFoe 1
Oh, I'm not advocating for all disabled stalls. I'm just pointing out that the situation is not equal. It is probably the best solution logistics will allow. Sometimes in life we have to wait, whether or not we are handicapped.
Roxven 4
LOLOLOLOLOL
katplayer 4
She's a bitch. Really, who doesn't use the handicap stall? If there's a handicap person waiting and that stall is open let them go, but she wasn't there before you. There's no reason to wait for another stall on the off-chance that a handicapped person comes in while you're in there.
sundayporch 2
Unless you're incontinent, then there's no reason you can't wait in line. If you need to use the handicapped stall omgrightnoaw, then ask. But if I'm in line first and you don't tell me you need it, I'm sure as hell using the stall.
catatonicsleep 17
i think the point is the disabled woman wasn't in the room when OP went in the stall, OP didn't need to ask anyone because no one was there to ask.
Freeze_fml 17
iicaptain, you are a handicapped Texan.
AngelsHaveSex 0
What a ******* ****.
Phustercluck 11
Whoa whoa whoa, settle down there chief.
saywhaaat_01 0
that's happened to me before!
Phustercluck 11
Oops
christian50 0
don't feel bad, people use that everyday, just bad timing haha