Poopoo peepee and Kids: Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad....

By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By fml9124 - 21/12/2019 05:00

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:19

pee on him/her. that'll show him.

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Bertha5 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:58

ahhaa! #11

insolvent 4

Monday 11 January 2010 2:05

Hmm... I used to do that when I was a kid. At my grandparents house. :) It was fun at the time! :D

xmagster 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:42

how, may I ask, is that fun?! lol! Maybe it's because I'm a girl... Seriously, fyl. Your son is pretty stupid.

HazeZero 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:44

fyl for calling a 10yr old kid stupid =/ @xmagster

ianformean 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:14

The boy is clearly "special"

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Monday 11 January 2010 2:50

If your child is ten years old then he must have some serious issues to be pulling stuff like that. That's ridiculous.

TheSpoof 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:46

bart simpsons ten and look at the shit he does. but real life ten year-olds are dumb asses too

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Monday 11 January 2010 7:16

Yes and throughout the series Bart Simpson is an acknowledge moron, who didn't know that televisions, DVD players, and such run on electricity. If your child has the intelligence and common sense of Bart Simpson then there is something wrong with your child. On a funny note, Bart should be 31 years old by now since the show had its 21 year anniversary. He should have grown up to be dumber than his dad.

Wolfwood187 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:05

LoL... Owned. Honestly though, he's freakin 10, punish him :)

dspadres 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:34

You might want to get your radiator checked. I know near boiling water passes through them but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't get so hot that water sizzles on contact.