Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I mistook a straw hat for a stack of pancakes. In case you hadn't figured it out, I forgot my glasses at home. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I made a heart-shaped pancake for my girlfriend as a surprise Valentine's Day breakfast. I flipped it too hard, and it landed on my cat. The cat then ran around the house with a pancake cape, and the surprise was ruined by the cat bolting into the bedroom, waking my girlfriend up, who's not a morning person at the best of times. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, while eating dinner, my girlfriend looked at me, smiled and said, "I can't tell if this is love or Stockholm Syndrome, but either way I'm happy." I'm not sure what to make of that. FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
if you mean blueberry pancake, you're off the hook.
GoW_Chick 15
I know what you mean pancakes can be very beautiful ... *sniffle*
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Comments (122)
kahnforyourmom 2
You probably just had a "peak experience" like the guy in the double rainbow video on YouTube.
Pelreskovich 11
Spiritual enlightenment. Definitely. But freal, what are you smoking?
Sangostwin 2
IB? Lol
whitperky 0
Sounds like you're kind of an idiot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
For enjoying pancakes? No...
Doortje 30
You're Dutch. Obviously just the pot doing its job.
stevob100 0
Pancackes are beautiful....
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
Pancakes are just amazing. Your not insane:D
Incredible_92 11
Yeah like eating Brad Pitt, wait that came out wrong...
shooz89 3
Your life doesn't suck! Hmmmm pancakes!
shooz89 3
Your life doesn't suck! Hmmmm pancakes!