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By Dutchee - 23/01/2012 11:27 - Netherlands

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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Monday 23 January 2012 16:01

if you mean blueberry pancake, you're off the hook.

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 23 January 2012 16:05

I know what you mean pancakes can be very beautiful ... *sniffle*

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FlyingWhisps 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:00

Care to enlighten us?

Arashi_Nightmare 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:12

pancakes = good insanity = good I don't see a problem here.

generator115 2

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:35

Havin 19

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:35

You reached marijuana

Raiden112 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:01

Too much acid bro

Chad_the_Brony 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:05

Reminds me of the episode from Spliced! where Perry and Entrée were fighting over the pancake and Twolegs Joe falls into the love cube.

ganjaranja 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:11

You high man?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:23

Pancakes make me happy

skylersilcon 3

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:42

Tell how that us possible..

meruu_2005 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:55

Pancakes are like crack

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