Captive

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 20:00

Today, while eating dinner, my girlfriend looked at me, smiled and said, "I can't tell if this is love or Stockholm Syndrome, but either way I'm happy." I'm not sure what to make of that. FML
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Maybe let her out of her leg iron and find out?

Some guys have all the luck! I'm all alone when I could use a good hostage right now. I mean, girlfriend.

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Maybe let her out of her leg iron and find out?

I read this on Twitter too

Some guys have all the luck! I'm all alone when I could use a good hostage right now. I mean, girlfriend.

I’m a guy who has been kidnapped and she is using me as her sex slave. Send help within the next two or three months, please!

Got it! Lube and Viagra are on the way!

Why is this fml? Should be you lucky bastard, she’s happy...for now...high fucking five brother! May the happiness continue