Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I mistook a straw hat for a stack of pancakes. In case you hadn't figured it out, I forgot my glasses at home. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I made a heart-shaped pancake for my girlfriend as a surprise Valentine's Day breakfast. I flipped it too hard, and it landed on my cat. The cat then ran around the house with a pancake cape, and the surprise was ruined by the cat bolting into the bedroom, waking my girlfriend up, who's not a morning person at the best of times. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
if you mean blueberry pancake, you're off the hook.
GoW_Chick 15
I know what you mean pancakes can be very beautiful ... *sniffle*
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Comments (122)
lolyeahthatsme 11
Well they are light and fluffly and also the second best breakfest food! The first is muffins :)
YouAreMadBro 0
That's completely false. Plus you write like a deformed Canadian.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Do ya like waffles? (op: yeah I like waffles!) Do ya like pancakes? (op: hellz yeah!!)
YouAreMadBro 0
OP must be a dumb ass Canadian. Like every other Canadian.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
You're just figuring out the beauty now? Well join the party.
okieraider71 4
You are just stoned man.
ThatLooksSticky 16
I understand you. I once had a macadamia nut pancake that was so delicious I cried.
brandicela 6
Do you believe in Buddhism/Hinduism and and that stuff or what?
polkadot3155 6
the latter..
MisterDoctor 12
You found enlightenment cause you were high off your ass huh?
DEMACIA_fml 6
Wait... it isn't normal to consider a pancake the epitome of universal beauty?