Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I mistook a straw hat for a stack of pancakes. In case you hadn't figured it out, I forgot my glasses at home. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I made a heart-shaped pancake for my girlfriend as a surprise Valentine's Day breakfast. I flipped it too hard, and it landed on my cat. The cat then ran around the house with a pancake cape, and the surprise was ruined by the cat bolting into the bedroom, waking my girlfriend up, who's not a morning person at the best of times. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
if you mean blueberry pancake, you're off the hook.
GoW_Chick 15
I know what you mean pancakes can be very beautiful ... *sniffle*
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Comments (122)
graphicstyle7 17
Universal beauty can be found in anything. You're fine. Enjoy your insights and don't be so critical of yourself!
loserman67 36
Head examined? Not at all, pancakes are pure beauty, especially when smothered in butter, covered in real maple syrup and accompanied by a side of bacon and sausage with a steaming cup of coffee and ice cold fresh orange juice next to the plate! Shit, I just drooled all over my keyboard.....
DeOilers 9
I just got really hungry. Huh, strange.
Hedda1 0
Sure you was'nt high or something
DocBastard 40
The only thing more beautiful than a pancake is a stack of pancakes swimming in a shallow pool of medium amber maple syrup, with a pat of butter between each lovely, fluffy cake, and sitting next to a pile of crispy bacon.
davek 36
I almost got a boner.
oakland43 6
weird......
xrudeboyrock 29
What is with these wacky FML's lately? Or maybe I'm the one going crazy..
THE_A_TEEN 28
No you're not crazy, the FML staff are the crazy ones at the FML staff meetings. THEY go crazy snorting crushed yucca roots and smoking almonds and dehydrated soybeans while preforming some sacred ritual to choose these wacky FML's. True ******* story...
sarbear293 4
I often find life's meaning in my food, daily. It's completely normal..
joee182 3
would you like your pancake with bacon or sausage?
electracait 0
I love blueberries!
PaigeySlade 7
Me too! My boyfriend is a blackberry(x
Mikeshane12 1
chocolate chip pancakes are the best....