Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I mistook a straw hat for a stack of pancakes. In case you hadn't figured it out, I forgot my glasses at home. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I made a heart-shaped pancake for my girlfriend as a surprise Valentine's Day breakfast. I flipped it too hard, and it landed on my cat. The cat then ran around the house with a pancake cape, and the surprise was ruined by the cat bolting into the bedroom, waking my girlfriend up, who's not a morning person at the best of times. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
if you mean blueberry pancake, you're off the hook.
GoW_Chick 15
I know what you mean pancakes can be very beautiful ... *sniffle*
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Comments (122)
shooz89 3
Your life doesn't suck! Hmmmm pancakes!
ekarjala 0
The snoozberries taste like snoozberries.
GreenDancingBear 7
you musta been trippin balls lol. it happens tho, pancakes are such a beautiful creation of taste and fluffyness second to none.
YahImThatGuy 0
If you DON'T think there is an inherent ascetic pleasure to pancakes, then there's something wrong with you.
davek 36
No, you're just stoned.
ForeverAloneGal 23
Pancakes really are that amazing.
Aoifexzx 3
Or you could, you know, eat it?
thew_fml 14
the who point of zen is to find beauty in the everyday. once i spent about a year cooking hamburgers just to explore the depth of their simplicity "When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.” - Buddha ~
twilightluvr101 4
Pancakes are BEAUTIFULL!...when ur high;-)
OfficeNinja 5
Jesus has been seen on pancakes before. And grilled cheese sandwiches. And even in the puddle created by a leaking toilet at some filthy gas station mens room. So who knows.