Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I overheard my coworkers talking about how someone has been stealing lunches from the office fridge. Feeling guilty, I admitted that I took a sandwich yesterday, thinking it was free. Turns out, they were joking to see who’d confess. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
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jereka05 0
YDI - Make your own freaking sandwiches
gigi37 0
Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?
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Comments (406)
nonnymouse 0
You're lucky it was only dog food. What the **** is the matter with you? Do you care that someone else has to go hungry because you are too lazy and selfish to bring your own ******* lunch? How dare you steal someone else's food. You're a douchebag and got what you deserved. Bring your own ******* lunch.
honeyishrnkdakid 2
This makes me think of the episode on Friends where a guy keeps stealing Ross' lunch. Ross should have taken a page out of dog food guy's book, lol
Nickel05 15
good! im glad they finally gave you what you deserve, asshole.
ambatron 0
Ha, you did deserve that, but at least it wasn't laxative.....my friend's mom had her lunches stolen for two years and finally got fed up. hahahah
Corey_Helfand 0
That person is pure win.
movies12 0
Why the **** would u steal someone elses lunch. How would u feel if someone did that to you. YDI big time.
StrawberryPiez_ 0
ydi bitch
xXlolololXx 0
Good, and your lucky really, cuz I probably would've shot on a bun and made you eat that you lazy pig. Make your own god damn food, what has that poor person been eatting all day if your stealing his food huh?? Douchebag
pipsqueak7 7
thats why you make your own sandwich...takes like 1 minute.
joemama13 0
wow...you got off easy. i would have given you x-lax brownies for dessert. quit stealing other people's crap, ass hat.