By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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gigi37 0

Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?

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sven25 0

Haaahaha. That is awesome! I hope you threw up!

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deaditegirl 0

YDI for stealing lunches. Asshole. Make your own damn lunch, fuckhead.

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g00nie 0

YDI make your own sandwiches you lazy bum

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brilliantbarbie 0

hahaha That was great!

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n_london 0

"habitually"? i mean, maybe i'd be able to say fyl if you stole someone's lunch once when you didn't have any money or time to get lunch and then they found out, but come on- you do this shit every day? did you actually think he'd never figure it out, you ******* dumbass? YDI x 13289u7398

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cloudyface 23

So it's OK to steal someone's lunch as long as you didn't have time to make your own? You're an asshole to

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rockmaster 1

there is a special place in hell reserved just for douchebags like you... you just experienced a small taste of it.

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ladiidaa 0

So hell tastes like canned dog food, huh?

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missbrunettgirl 0

YDI for stealing lunch from someone. Make your own lunch you duche bag!

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visage 0

You're lucky thats all the sandwich had. You'd have about two tablespoons of my DNA if you were ripping mine off...

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plexico 3

You need to get over this habit or your benefactor will serve you some Chocolate Ex-Lax Chip Cookies.

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Starchild21 3

Lol more like a milkshake with Colon Blow :D

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RandomAttack 0

A donut with laxatives lol.

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