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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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Top comments

jereka05 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:47

YDI - Make your own freaking sandwiches

gigi37 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:47

Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?

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sven25 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:51

Haaahaha. That is awesome! I hope you threw up!

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:52

YDI for stealing lunches. Asshole. Make your own damn lunch, fuckhead.

g00nie 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:52

YDI make your own sandwiches you lazy bum

renyark209 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:55

...you douchebag.

brilliantbarbie 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:25

hahaha That was great!

crazy_cat_lady 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 6:30

Nice visual!

n_london 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:56

"habitually"? i mean, maybe i'd be able to say fyl if you stole someone's lunch once when you didn't have any money or time to get lunch and then they found out, but come on- you do this shit every day? did you actually think he'd never figure it out, you ******* dumbass? YDI x 13289u7398

cloudyface 23

Sunday 10 January 2016 5:56

So it's OK to steal someone's lunch as long as you didn't have time to make your own? You're an asshole to

rockmaster 1

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:57

there is a special place in hell reserved just for douchebags like you... you just experienced a small taste of it.

ladiidaa 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:15

So hell tastes like canned dog food, huh?

dakorok 6

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:23

HAHA, win.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 1 January 2014 13:40

That's why all dogs go to heaven.

missbrunettgirl 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:57

YDI for stealing lunch from someone. Make your own lunch you duche bag!

missbrunettgirl 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:58

YDI duche bag

visage 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:59

You're lucky thats all the sandwich had. You'd have about two tablespoons of my DNA if you were ripping mine off...

sadistmonkey 19

Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:14

how do you know it didn't?

ohnomama 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 7:18

My husband suggested ground up glass.

plexico 3

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:59

You need to get over this habit or your benefactor will serve you some Chocolate Ex-Lax Chip Cookies.

Starchild21 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:14

Lol more like a milkshake with Colon Blow :D

RandomAttack 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:53

A donut with laxatives lol.

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