Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I overheard my coworkers talking about how someone has been stealing lunches from the office fridge. Feeling guilty, I admitted that I took a sandwich yesterday, thinking it was free. Turns out, they were joking to see who’d confess. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
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jereka05 0
YDI - Make your own freaking sandwiches
gigi37 0
Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?
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Comments (406)
meganski 0
so, would it have been less of an FML if the dig food wasn't in a can? arsehole.
mouseintern 0
I only judge the guy making the sandwich for simply using dog food. That probably tipped the OP off before the first bite. A proper response would have been to make an entirely normal looking sandwich and hiding laxatives or something similar in it, so the entire thing would be consumed before the OP discovered the trap.
disney_blonde 16
You're lucky all you got was dog food. My job would have fired you for that.
kristen56 0
Yeah, doesn't it just suck when the people you steal food from fight back and do something about it? Like, why can't they just suck it up and let you push them around? YDI
livelaughlovinit 0
this is, hands down, the #1 dumbest FML i have ever read in my life.
yisrab 0
"Today I realized I had been habitually stealing my coworkers lunches . FML
XxCoolPersonxX 0
YDI pack yo own lunch! jeeze stop stealing everyone elses!
divaboots 8
YDI. tbh you don't deserve food at your work now for stealing someone elses. that's low. ._.
mamasharones 0
Good... you soooooo deserve it! Hope the taste stays in your mouth!
Widener2012 0
You deserve it. What makes you think you have the right to take things that don't belong to you? Anyone who steals food from the break room at my work gets fired on the spot.