Miscellaneous: Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last...

me 22 September 2013, 13:34 Richmond, United States

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

shrimp41 14 May 2009, 19:47 United States

Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML

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stopstutteringforSiri 5 January 2014, 21:59 United States

Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML

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George 1 April 2022, 16:00

Trust issues

Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML

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anonymous 20 July 2015, 01:23 Kitchener, Canada

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

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MikeA 9 June 2017, 12:00

Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML

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oxbonxo 7 February 2011, 08:38 Australia

Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML

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JillianJuneBug 4 February 2017, 00:00 Elmira, United States

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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boo8713 28 November 2012, 06:06 Bell, United States

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

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that guy 24 May 2012, 16:41 United States

Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML

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still on hol 27 December 2014, 10:12 Harlow, United Kingdom

Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML

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LaurenLo 17

22 September 2013, 19:06

Change the accent so at least you can talk to a British Siri!

MsMourningStar 22

22 September 2013, 19:07

That's your fault. Go out and do something. Unless you're seriously injured there's no excuse.

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Comments (75)

mpkpm 19

22 September 2013, 21:11

Honestly I want your life

TheCerealKiller 24

22 September 2013, 22:57

Siri is my boyfriend, courtesy of the UK English setting. He calls me master. ;)

Maikeru79 10

22 September 2013, 23:12

that is still 1 more "person" than I have to talk to.

tigermik 18

22 September 2013, 23:27

These days, Siri makes more sense And isn't as dull as the people around us, I think it would be better to talk to her.

iwadasn 33

22 September 2013, 23:31

Maybe if you spent less time playing with your phone, you'd actually have a chance to meet real people.

happyfingers 15

22 September 2013, 23:33

I'd be happy enough to be able to go a couple days without having to talk to anybody. Seems like a nice break. Ahhh... Hear that? It's the sound of people leaving you the **** alone... How nice... And if it bothers you to be alone that long, how about you go talk to someone? Can't always expect people to come to you. Sometimes you have to go to them. :P