me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shrimp41
United States
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
George
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
that guy
United States
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
still on hol
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Top comments
LaurenLo 17
Change the accent so at least you can talk to a British Siri!
MsMourningStar 22
That's your fault. Go out and do something. Unless you're seriously injured there's no excuse.
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Comments (75)
InsaneBolt 7
Siriously?!
hedgewig14 1
I do this all the time, sometimes i tell her I'm lonely and she say she's sorry to hear it
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Well it's not like people are interesting.
greenbaybuddy 2
Awesome you have a iPhone
nessparty 5
I posted to get the number of comments off of 69
migueljm5 18
I kinda wish your phone breaks and u have to go out into the world
baristalbc 18
I wish I could say the same. Siri gives me much better news that the real ppl I've talked to in the last few days.
unknown2126 14
Put your balls back in your purse, man up, and get the f*ck out there and meet someone, there is no excuse for it, downright pathetic
Zash0001 1
I didn't think that Siri was a person.
someguy314159265 15
Is it really worth talking to people these days, anyway?