me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shrimp41
United States
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
George
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
that guy
United States
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
still on hol
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Top comments
LaurenLo 17
Change the accent so at least you can talk to a British Siri!
MsMourningStar 22
That's your fault. Go out and do something. Unless you're seriously injured there's no excuse.
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Comments (75)
AmorVitae93 6
call your mom or Grandparents old people like that kind of shit
Enslaved 38
"Ayo!!!! I'm tired of using technology Why don't you sit down on top of me?"
dontquestion_fml 4
I would talk to you, OP! :)
sarcasticlover 30
siri cant crack knock knock jokes
soccerpowell 5
You've probably been playing a lot of GTA V
ravenh1979 13
Lol!!
alycion 39
Please stop clogging the servers with your loneliness so people who use it for quick requests and get off can gain access. Ty.
Epikouros 32
People who use Siri to get off? That's even more pathetic than what OP's doing.
worldclassrager 41
Well she is fun to talk to...call someone up instead of texting...that might cheer you up per se...
eyunayev 6
Damn. U gotta go make some friends man
TheLittleBear 19
Raj Koothrappali? Is that you?