me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shrimp41
United States
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
George
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
that guy
United States
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
still on hol
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Top comments
LaurenLo 17
Change the accent so at least you can talk to a British Siri!
MsMourningStar 22
That's your fault. Go out and do something. Unless you're seriously injured there's no excuse.
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Comments (75)
FezzesAreCool 18
I feel your pain bro
GoddessOfCookies 14
No problem. Insanity can catch the best of us.
perdix 31
Now, with iOS7, you can change Siri's voice, so now "she" can be "people," so you can really expand your social circle.
ImAFaker 29
Change the language and you can talk to people all around the world. Problem solved.
micha090 21
OP go out and meet new people. Going at this rate you might be forever alone.
Ikeaknomehunter 9
Go outside!!!!!
vlalam 24
Sorry OP... I feel ur pain
rt156 16
I once spent hours chatting with Talking angela
TyT63 12
sounds like a siri-ous problem
Obey_StudBoii 23
Ask Siri where the closest bar is, go out and have fun.
The_9th_Doctor 18
"I'm sorry Dave but I can't let you search that" could you imagine?
Axipiter 24
I'm afriad I can't let you do that, Dave.
TheBrochure 22
BUZZKILL FUN FACT: In the movie, Hal says, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." (in response to Dave, stuck outside, pleading, "Open the pod bay doors, Hal!")