Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML
Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
Today, my household ran out of toilet paper so we have to shower after every dump. My mom just confessed that she does in fact have money for shit tickets, but won't buy any because it's the only way she can get my brother to shower. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML
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Top comments
duckie227 22
Buy a roll for yourself and keep it in your room
taytoc 10
Put laxatives in their drinks. It'll force them to buy toilet paper or else.
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Comments (185)
music_woman1 11
Why don't you get it? I think it's a bit selfish that they aren't considering you
Megan98 18
Well that's a stinky situation.... -_-
theneatoburrito 8
Well that was a CORNY joke. ^ See what I did there?
laden_swallow09 35
I did… it just wasn't funny.
theneatoburrito 8
That was the point.
tigrouficele2012 44
If OP could just go out and buy some themselves, I'm sure they wouldn't be posting this...maybe you guys are overestimating their age?
missalkali 8
or perhaps the point isn't that OP has to suffer without TP. maybe they're complaining that their parents are immature idiots who put their stupid ego and pride before basic necessities.
tony1891 22
wow. toilet paper has been like a necessity in households for years. that's sad they won't go buy no toilet paper
colts609380 7
I moderated this one!! :D But anyways sorry OP haha that's something my parents would do
pdawg101 8
Who needs tp just jump in the shower after.
Obeyy19 4
35- my step dad does that. He's a clean freak.
darkmis1 18
So why don't you get more?
Discombobulated9 12
It's times like this when you need to be the bigger person. Walk up to them and tell them you'll get the damn toilet paper. Doesn't matter how they react, they'll realise how idiotic they have been throughout that time.
Samara0 5
Next time they buy some I'd hide some rolls for yourself. Or invest in a shower hose in case this happens again....
AwsumShyGuy 12
Do what Bear Grylls would do. Dig a hole. Either that, or jar your piss.