Love: Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door... - FML

By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

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You deserved it 7 315

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By CheeseLover - 02/12/2016 00:44 - United States - Spring

Today, the pizza delivery man and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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By thehaystackerine - 01/03/2020 12:00

Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML

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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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You deserved it 1 711

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 17:30

Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML

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By scarred for life - 21/09/2012 10:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

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You deserved it 3 706

By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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You deserved it 5 257

By heallven - 31/01/2013 12:26 - France - Ostricourt

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 577

You deserved it 11 460

By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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Top comments

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 18 January 2010 2:24

get his #

MoobyTheCow 2

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

YDI for not ordering Chinese.

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bigdickprick 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:28

You must be fat and unattractive.

Mustardnight 3

Monday 18 January 2010 9:37

You really are a prick! But im not sure the big dick part is true, probably a big douche.

draydray 3

Monday 18 January 2010 2:29

so? do him.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 18 July 2017 7:25

He can always bring along pizza

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:30

maybe instead of ordering food , go to the gym. stupid lazy fat people.

Adorable_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 7:42

Right, because obviously anyone who eats pizza is fat and disgusting. Like you've never ever ever had pizza, pal. Jesus christ.

Mustardnight 3

Monday 18 January 2010 9:27

If she sees that delivery boy, the tone of the fml indicates its on a regular basis... Not that she is fat but pizza isn't healthy. If she can't get a date it may be related to her eating habits.

Foxracingluver 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:30

all u bitchy boys don't be mean... some girls just like pizza that's all.. omg Idk even wat I frikin said! respect the pizza man!

Lauren10102 3

Sunday 17 October 2010 7:08

im pretty sure that it isnt just guys who think that, cuz I'm a girl, and I agree...

quietlytearful 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:30

oh c'mon people, don't insult the OP. I'm sure, she is a nice person....

sapphiree_x 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:36

go out more? make friends..

saranottelling 7

Monday 18 January 2010 2:38

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davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:38

yeah. she maybe nice but this fml is something that she can change. it's not like this is out of her control. she wants people to feel sorry for her, well I don't.

waterynuggets 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:56

Agreed.

NorfolkDude 2

Monday 18 January 2010 4:30

You can't make anyone love you. Some people are meant to be single and it's quite painful. I mean in a world where everyone is in love, sometimes you're just the only one to get left behind. That's life, and sometimes it's a little hard to understand that especially if you got someone.

Horney4her69 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:53

gimme your address and I'll come over.

allen20 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:56

Are you that fat and ugly?

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